First

the gold fish digs the tank so steals the potato because it is shiny

You've been trolled and lolled at for 5 hours, click here to claim the prize.

?

RAY!!! LICK WIE WND WILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGGDIJHD!!! CANDY!!!!!!!!!!

some random comment here and I'll pick the best one. The winner will receive a mysterious prize, go go go! :D

It's not the glamor. It's not the money. It's not the bragging rights. It's not the skill to get all of those things... It's you Nicholas. YOU. IT'S ALL YOU.

DO YA LIKE WAFFLES? Well I fucking don't so SQUADALA to you mister.

-Ultimato

(Insert Really Random Comment Here)

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

The below sentence is a lie

The above sentence is true

A fish is only a crazy prize if your comment is bad and man oh man dr. phil lock up your daughters tonight. bitch.

If you don't give me this prize, I'll chainsaw rape your ass to shreds and jizz on them.

i did a half face of sean connery in art class and now im making buildings with pipes and power lines.

OMG YOU HAD A BABY?!

MY VEGAS HAS EXPLODED INTO EXCEPTIONS

well obviously since i am the almighty fluffkomix ruler of the rubber duckies with over 1,000 posts in the BBS and many contributions to the flash and audio portal will win this extravagant prize of mysterious unknowings.

or will i?

I have been anally fucked in the ass 42 times (42 is the meaning of life)

I am the tea general! my blood is made of electric rubber pants!

This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the ask jeeves!

Go shave you teeth!

I had a rather lackadaisical day yesterday. It included many crumpets and various sizes of scones.

i already know what it is but yea ok win time.

I'll give you me pants for a grilled cheese!!!! just not the underwear!!! ok ok the underwear!!!!

(Insert lame un-funny comment here)

gay dinasour called mega sore ass
shotgun wedding can result in happiness or death
a good woman can do 70 chores around the house cooking and 69
this was just for lolz

Doodh ka doodh, paani ka paani
'Perhaps, George W Bush and his neocons are the best thing to happen to Islam -- adversity just may give rise to rectification...'
LALALALALALALALALALALALA

idontwhythatthefactoftheematterofwhyi seventhereasonofwhyisthewhy

Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.

pie? ZOMG GEUSSE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!??!11/!?!?!!??!1?1!?!!
??1!?!?1?1!?!?!?1!?!?1?1!/!/1/1/11? i forgot sorry. wait you live in newcastle? i love the accent that people have there! lucky you!

General McFoodration sent the cookies my way, despite the onion's obvious joy. Oogley.

Rough gay Wolf sex

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?

Don't make me cry, apple pie
Make me smile, daddly-doo

ok listen i have been in my basement smoking crack for three days!!! i had eat my own fesses to live!!! and i come out and come here and you tell me this!!!! huh?! well guess what?! i like it!

WTF? is kmndanslfnascmx cla sl asldalnfand GIVE ME MAH PRIZE BLARGH!!!!
SPartana JUST GIVE MEH MAH FUCKIN PRIZE >: )

!yag era uoy siht dear nac uoy fI

I WIN BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING BEST BETTER THAN ALL THE REST BETTER THAN ANYONE ANYONE IVE EVER MET EVEN VIN DIESEL. I WOULD FUCKING BATTER VIN DIESEL IN A FIST FIGHT. ID FUCKIN FAKE LEFT, YEAH? GIVE HIM SOME MOTHERFUCKIN CANSAS CITY SHUFFLE ALL UP IN DAT HO, THEN ID BE ALL W'BANG!!! SUCK ON THAT DIESEL YOU FUCKING PONCE.

The dog was in the house when he saw a flying human who wanted to do sex with the dog

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crap. let me add somthing to that...

Wait a second...
Nicholas...
your a guy?

Do you think that could finish me?! I am the saiyan prince! VEGETA!!!!

You tell people they can get a prize, and what do you get? a shitload of rewiews.

my sir i am surprised

wait females cows make milk not male in fact there is no such thing as male cow there bulls you had you facts wrong just to let you now.

UR BANNED
MWAWAWAWAW--Heh
I am drunk I am drunk weeeeee!
I am drunk I am drunk weeeeee!
I am drunk I am *Burp*

i smell onions buring in my dog house?
NO wait it my brother......

hi.

My pants are made of swiss lions and am battling giant underwear mechas, on a fly dog-cat.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hope the prize is an used strawberry gum D:

I am a wizard producing Thundercats the musical live action TV drama through the use of lemon juice and five horses powering a strawberry filled printer with a built in lamp.

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music%uFFFDs high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You%uFFFDre in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

You're a teaser, you turn 'em on
Leave them burning and then you're gone
Looking out for another, anyone will do
You're in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

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i like cereal. i like CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOTE i am not racist unless it's funny and this really happened earlier

So i was walking from store to store looking for clothes and shit in salt lake and this Asian homeless guy walked up to me,And said could you spare a dorrar (dollar) and i said excuse me he said dorrar do you have a dorror, and i said no i don't have a daughter, people started looking at me like i was a member of the KKK.

so he said DO YOU HAVE A DORRAR? and then i finally got it and said oooooh.... here..and gave him a 5$ bill (if i didn't say daughter i would have gave him less)

i felt so embarresed

I win cause im better than you.
But I'm not a lil' better than you, I'm A LOT better than you!

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THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN 34 comments

May. 7, 2009 | 6:05 PM Rhete says:
First

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM tahm10 says:
the gold fish digs the tank so steals the potato because it is shiny

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM hiii111 says:
You've been trolled and lolled at for 5 hours, click here to claim the prize.

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM max15946 says:
RAY!!! LICK WIE WND WILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGGDIJHD!!! CANDY!!!!!!!!!!

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM the-dz says:
some random comment here and I'll pick the best one. The winner will receive a mysterious prize, go go go! :D

May. 7, 2009 | 6:09 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
you're a smart one!

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:08 PM Brundaty says:
It's not the glamor. It's not the money. It's not the bragging rights. It's not the skill to get all of those things... It's you Nicholas. YOU. IT'S ALL YOU.

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:10 PM Ultimato says:
DO YA LIKE WAFFLES? Well I fucking don't so SQUADALA to you mister.

-Ultimato

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:11 PM max15946 says:
(Insert Really Random Comment Here)

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:13 PM max15946 says:
THIS IS MADNESS!!!

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:16 PM butters757 says:
The below sentence is a lie

The above sentence is true

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM flashwarrior says:
A fish is only a crazy prize if your comment is bad and man oh man dr. phil lock up your daughters tonight. bitch.

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM El-Presidente says:
If you don't give me this prize, I'll chainsaw rape your ass to shreds and jizz on them.

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM shmub says:
i did a half face of sean connery in art class and now im making buildings with pipes and power lines.

May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
this is winning so far.

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM ziaxe says:
OMG YOU HAD A BABY?!

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM RandomExploit says:
MY VEGAS HAS EXPLODED INTO EXCEPTIONS

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM fluffkomix says:
well obviously since i am the almighty fluffkomix ruler of the rubber duckies with over 1,000 posts in the BBS and many contributions to the flash and audio portal will win this extravagant prize of mysterious unknowings.

or will i?

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM 1sauber1 says:
I have been anally fucked in the ass 42 times (42 is the meaning of life)

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:21 PM st1k says:
I am the tea general! my blood is made of electric rubber pants!

May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
not bad at all!

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:
This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the ask jeeves!

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM st1k says:
Go shave you teeth!

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM DND-Productions says:
I had a rather lackadaisical day yesterday. It included many crumpets and various sizes of scones.

May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
I like the plot line on this one.

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:23 PM Luis says:
i already know what it is but yea ok win time.

May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:
You call that a comment?! >:(

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM max15946 says:
I'll give you me pants for a grilled cheese!!!! just not the underwear!!! ok ok the underwear!!!!

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:26 PM Father-of-Death says:
(Insert lame un-funny comment here)

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:27 PM Bell45 says:
gay dinasour called mega sore ass
shotgun wedding can result in happiness or death
a good woman can do 70 chores around the house cooking and 69
this was just for lolz

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM frnkdu says:
Doodh ka doodh, paani ka paani
'Perhaps, George W Bush and his neocons are the best thing to happen to Islam -- adversity just may give rise to rectification...'
LALALALALALALALALALALALA

idontwhythatthefactoftheematterofwhyi seventhereasonofwhyisthewhy

Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:
pie? ZOMG GEUSSE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!??!11/!?!?!!??!1?1!?!!
??1!?!?1?1!?!?!?1!?!?1?1!/!/1/1/11? i forgot sorry. wait you live in newcastle? i love the accent that people have there! lucky you!

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Hades says:
General McFoodration sent the cookies my way, despite the onion's obvious joy. Oogley.

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Goodthief says:
Rough gay Wolf sex

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HOW IS THAT?!?!

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs
HAHAHA

Random? YOU WANT RANDOM???? WHAT WOULD YOU WANT RANDOM??!?!?!@*#(&*@#&^??? No way will i give you random RICK ASTLEY. Never in the SPONGCRAP will i BAMAHA you a LUCY I AM HOME COMMENTY OF TEH KITTENZ! WHAT iS WiTh My Grammar! It iz liek teh ownage FULP of CACA in PRIVATE ASIA >.<
TEH LOLZ TEH LOLZ TEH LOLZ!@ MY ASS|SSA YM! mIRROR P|()x!!!|!!!x()|p

BUHDFABJHSDFBHKLBHKLNUKL;JBJKBJKBJLSD VGBJHWEGGJKLSDGJKBLSDRGBJKLSDF MD FJ JK J
sOMWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW! WAY UP HIGH! tHERE IS A DICK I HEARD OF ONCE IN A LULLLULI,ILILIKLUILILULULPWNTLILUBYHY YYYYYYYYY!!!

SMOF SMOF SMOF SMOF SMOF SMOF!
dUCK MY LICKY ROBLOX CRAP. tANKS CAN DO PEOPLE THINGS, BRITNEY SPEARSZZZZZZZZ. wHATS THAT OVER THE HILL, IS IT A MONSTA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONQUER THE PLANT YOURANUS? SORRY, YOU CAN'T. YOU HAVE ALREADY CONQUERED YOUR ASS

UVERWORLD RUSH IS TEH BOMBY SONG! PWNT PWNT PWNT WONTNAJHSDF SDFA BJKLBNMD GBU B5 YHG 895H89IGIT9B madness sucks your pixelZ!

ifggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggggggggggggisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
then999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999is6666666666666 6666666666666666666666666666666666666 6666666666666666666666666666666666666 667892346896r634785647w8956789365r789 3
78356892367834 the secret. trust her, she isn't your sister PLOX.

I do believe that if had coffee i would use it to make a space traveling time machine mobile. If not i will talk in a fetish accent of wondrous chocolate and candy calves.

did i win?!?! :D

Man, 99% of these are random too not being funny...

I can't believe your a guy...
20 pages of love poems to waste...

The prize of accomplishment of winning is a delightful prize for me. Anywho. Today was good and bad. Good lunch, bothersome people, superglued keychain I've had for three years, and a heap of people being bothered. But that's all good, I haven't had a day like that in a while, and it was kinda good.

I'm sorry it's taken me so long to get here, but my walk has gotten rather sillier as of late. As well, a giant hedgehog caused all the cats driving their cars to explode.

Some random comment.

42!

Prize is latin for sex.

Habbout a joke!!!=D

One day these guys were in an airplane and one took a bite out of an apple, and thought it was too crunchy, so threw it out the plane. Another guy took a bite out of a lemon and thought it was too sour, so he threw it out the plane. Another guy took a bite out of a grenade and thought it was too hard, and threw it out of the plane.
After they got out they decided to take a walk. While they were on a walk, they passed a little boy crying:
"Why are you crying" asked one of the three.
The boy responded, "An apple came from the sky and hit my dog and killed it"
Moving along, they find a little girl crying:
"Why are you crying" asked one of the three.
The little responded, "A lemon hit me in the head and gave me a booboo"
Moving along, they came to the park, and saw a blond sitting on the bench, laughing her butt off:
"What's so funny" asked one of the three
"OK.... THIS IS WEIRD!!! I FARTED AND THE BUILDING BEHIND ME EXPLODED!!!!!

TOP THAT!!!!!

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63 Comments
May. 7, 2009 | 6:05 PM Rhete says:

First
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM tahm10 says:

the gold fish digs the tank so steals the potato because it is shiny
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM hiii111 says:

You've been trolled and lolled at for 5 hours, click here to claim the prize.

?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM max15946 says:

RAY!!! LICK WIE WND WILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGGDIJHD!!! CANDY!!!!!!!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM the-dz says:

some random comment here and I'll pick the best one. The winner will receive a mysterious prize, go go go! :D
May. 7, 2009 | 6:09 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

you're a smart one!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:08 PM Brundaty says:

It's not the glamor. It's not the money. It's not the bragging rights. It's not the skill to get all of those things... It's you Nicholas. YOU. IT'S ALL YOU.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:10 PM Ultimato says:

DO YA LIKE WAFFLES? Well I fucking don't so SQUADALA to you mister.

-Ultimato
May. 7, 2009 | 6:11 PM max15946 says:

(Insert Really Random Comment Here)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:13 PM max15946 says:

THIS IS MADNESS!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:16 PM butters757 says:

The below sentence is a lie

The above sentence is true
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM flashwarrior says:

A fish is only a crazy prize if your comment is bad and man oh man dr. phil lock up your daughters tonight. bitch.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM El-Presidente says:

If you don't give me this prize, I'll chainsaw rape your ass to shreds and jizz on them.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM shmub says:

i did a half face of sean connery in art class and now im making buildings with pipes and power lines.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

this is winning so far.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM ziaxe says:

OMG YOU HAD A BABY?!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM RandomExploit says:

MY VEGAS HAS EXPLODED INTO EXCEPTIONS
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM fluffkomix says:

well obviously since i am the almighty fluffkomix ruler of the rubber duckies with over 1,000 posts in the BBS and many contributions to the flash and audio portal will win this extravagant prize of mysterious unknowings.

or will i?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM 1sauber1 says:

I have been anally fucked in the ass 42 times (42 is the meaning of life)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:21 PM st1k says:

I am the tea general! my blood is made of electric rubber pants!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

not bad at all!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the ask jeeves!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM st1k says:

Go shave you teeth!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM DND-Productions says:

I had a rather lackadaisical day yesterday. It included many crumpets and various sizes of scones.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

I like the plot line on this one.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:23 PM Luis says:

i already know what it is but yea ok win time.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

You call that a comment?! >:(
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM max15946 says:

I'll give you me pants for a grilled cheese!!!! just not the underwear!!! ok ok the underwear!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:26 PM Father-of-Death says:

(Insert lame un-funny comment here)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:27 PM Bell45 says:

gay dinasour called mega sore ass
shotgun wedding can result in happiness or death
a good woman can do 70 chores around the house cooking and 69
this was just for lolz
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM frnkdu says:

Doodh ka doodh, paani ka paani
'Perhaps, George W Bush and his neocons are the best thing to happen to Islam -- adversity just may give rise to rectification...'
LALALALALALALALALALALALA

idontwhythatthefactoftheematterofwhyi seventhereasonofwhyisthewhy

Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

pie? ZOMG GEUSSE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!??!11/!?!?!!??!1?1!?!!
??1!?!?1?1!?!?!?1!?!?1?1!/!/1/1/11? i forgot sorry. wait you live in newcastle? i love the accent that people have there! lucky you!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Hades says:

General McFoodration sent the cookies my way, despite the onion's obvious joy. Oogley.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Goodthief says:

Rough gay Wolf sex
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM Chaz-o says:

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM EteJuano says:

Don't make me cry, apple pie
Make me smile, daddly-doo
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM max15946 says:

ok listen i have been in my basement smoking crack for three days!!! i had eat my own fesses to live!!! and i come out and come here and you tell me this!!!! huh?! well guess what?! i like it!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM Shaqske says:

WTF? is kmndanslfnascmx cla sl asldalnfand GIVE ME MAH PRIZE BLARGH!!!!
SPartana JUST GIVE MEH MAH FUCKIN PRIZE >: )
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM javierm885778 says:

!yag era uoy siht dear nac uoy fI
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM I-smel says:

I WIN BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING BEST BETTER THAN ALL THE REST BETTER THAN ANYONE ANYONE IVE EVER MET EVEN VIN DIESEL. I WOULD FUCKING BATTER VIN DIESEL IN A FIST FIGHT. ID FUCKIN FAKE LEFT, YEAH? GIVE HIM SOME MOTHERFUCKIN CANSAS CITY SHUFFLE ALL UP IN DAT HO, THEN ID BE ALL W'BANG!!! SUCK ON THAT DIESEL YOU FUCKING PONCE.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:36 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

Well, I'll give you credit for using the caps lock button.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM valval26 says:

The dog was in the house when he saw a flying human who wanted to do sex with the dog
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM Otto007 says:

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM Otto0

Moo duck

Make sure your dog doesn't ever join marching band, those racist Nigerians are sure to steal his ham sandwich.

UP THERE! THAT GUY STOLE MY IDEA... sorta...
i would have done all of the Otto 007 inbox my account Log Out
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while typing a random comment, I dreamt that would become the faeire pixie of the universe so that I may become a tree and live happily ever after with my dog, larimie. oh and uhh.... FRUIT SALAD, YUMMY YUMMY!!

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:05 PM Rhete says:

First
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM tahm10 says:

the gold fish digs the tank so steals the potato because it is shiny
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM hiii111 says:

You've been trolled and lolled at for 5 hours, click here to claim the prize.

?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM max15946 says:

RAY!!! LICK WIE WND WILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGGDIJHD!!! CANDY!!!!!!!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM the-dz says:

some random comment here and I'll pick the best one. The winner will receive a mysterious prize, go go go! :D
May. 7, 2009 | 6:09 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

you're a smart one!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:08 PM Brundaty says:

It's not the glamor. It's not the money. It's not the bragging rights. It's not the skill to get all of those things... It's you Nicholas. YOU. IT'S ALL YOU.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:10 PM Ultimato says:

DO YA LIKE WAFFLES? Well I fucking don't so SQUADALA to you mister.

-Ultimato
May. 7, 2009 | 6:11 PM max15946 says:

(Insert Really Random Comment Here)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:13 PM max15946 says:

THIS IS MADNESS!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:16 PM butters757 says:

The below sentence is a lie

The above sentence is true
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM flashwarrior says:

A fish is only a crazy prize if your comment is bad and man oh man dr. phil lock up your daughters tonight. bitch.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM El-Presidente says:

If you don't give me this prize, I'll chainsaw rape your ass to shreds and jizz on them.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM shmub says:

i did a half face of sean connery in art class and now im making buildings with pipes and power lines.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

this is winning so far.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM ziaxe says:

OMG YOU HAD A BABY?!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM RandomExploit says:

MY VEGAS HAS EXPLODED INTO EXCEPTIONS
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM fluffkomix says:

well obviously since i am the almighty fluffkomix ruler of the rubber duckies with over 1,000 posts in the BBS and many contributions to the flash and audio portal will win this extravagant prize of mysterious unknowings.

or will i?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM 1sauber1 says:

I have been anally fucked in the ass 42 times (42 is the meaning of life)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:21 PM st1k says:

I am the tea general! my blood is made of electric rubber pants!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

not bad at all!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the ask jeeves!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM st1k says:

Go shave you teeth!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM DND-Productions says:

I had a rather lackadaisical day yesterday. It included many crumpets and various sizes of scones.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

I like the plot line on this one.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:23 PM Luis says:

i already know what it is but yea ok win time.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

You call that a comment?! >:(
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM max15946 says:

I'll give you me pants for a grilled cheese!!!! just not the underwear!!! ok ok the underwear!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:26 PM Father-of-Death says:

(Insert lame un-funny comment here)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:27 PM Bell45 says:

gay dinasour called mega sore ass
shotgun wedding can result in happiness or death
a good woman can do 70 chores around the house cooking and 69
this was just for lolz
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM frnkdu says:

Doodh ka doodh, paani ka paani
'Perhaps, George W Bush and his neocons are the best thing to happen to Islam -- adversity just may give rise to rectification...'
LALALALALALALALALALALALA

idontwhythatthefactoftheematterofwhyi seventhereasonofwhyisthewhy

Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

pie? ZOMG GEUSSE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!??!11/!?!?!!??!1?1!?!!
??1!?!?1?1!?!?!?1!?!?1?1!/!/1/1/11? i forgot sorry. wait you live in newcastle? i love the accent that people have there! lucky you!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Hades says:

General McFoodration sent the cookies my way, despite the onion's obvious joy. Oogley.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Goodthief says:

Rough gay Wolf sex
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM Chaz-o says:

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM EteJuano says:

Don't make me cry, apple pie
Make me smile, daddly-doo
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM max15946 says:

ok listen i have been in my basement smoking crack for three days!!! i had eat my own fesses to live!!! and i come out and come here and you tell me this!!!! huh?! well guess what?! i like it!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM Shaqske says:

WTF? is kmndanslfnascmx cla sl asldalnfand GIVE ME MAH PRIZE BLARGH!!!!
SPartana JUST GIVE MEH MAH FUCKIN PRIZE >: )
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM javierm885778 says:

!yag era uoy siht dear nac uoy fI
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM I-smel says:

I WIN BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING BEST BETTER THAN ALL THE REST BETTER THAN ANYONE ANYONE IVE EVER MET EVEN VIN DIESEL. I WOULD FUCKING BATTER VIN DIESEL IN A FIST FIGHT. ID FUCKIN FAKE LEFT, YEAH? GIVE HIM SOME MOTHERFUCKIN CANSAS CITY SHUFFLE ALL UP IN DAT HO, THEN ID BE ALL W'BANG!!! SUCK ON THAT DIESEL YOU FUCKING PONCE.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:36 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

Well, I'll give you credit for using the caps lock button.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM valval26 says:

The dog was in the house when he saw a flying human who wanted to do sex with the dog
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM Otto007 says:

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM Otto007 says:

crap. let me add somthing to that...
May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM K0Nx says:

Wait a second...
Nicholas...
your a guy?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:41 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

yeah
May. 7, 200

i don't think i made my point clear on the last comment, so lemme try again. you have to have read the book 1984 to understand some of it, but if not you can probly guess. this is my life story. read til the end.

When i was a little boy, i would sit and stare at the cartoons for hours on end. i always wondered how they made them and how awesome it would be to do something like that.

eventually as a grew up, i was able to get my hands on a copy of flash. i learned it, and my life became meaningful after that.

what happens between then and now is the real clincher.

I realized that the only way to improve on my animation was to talk with some real life animators. i traveled to and fro from Britain to California gaining precious knowledge of flash animation. I quizzed, i asked, i contemplated, and above all, i questioned, but nothing seemed to help.

it was by this time that big brother had begun keeping an eye on me. I did not know it at the time but every move i made was being monitored on one of their telescreens. As i went across the US and through to Europe, i began suspecting something was afoot. Whether it was the flash at the corner of my eye that seemed to disappear when i looked over, or the hint of someone staring at me, it was just not right.

That was when i decided to make my escape from the watchful eyes of big brother. i fled to the countryside, where there be only microphones, but they could not tell who i was if i masked my voice, nor hear me if I talked at a low whisper. all was going as planned. But that's when i met her.

She was beautiful, kind, and majestic all rolled into one. she had the body of a goddess and the lips to go with it. i watched her walk over to the cattle to milk them, and watched as she skipped back to the house, graceful as could be. I watched as she walked over to the dog and BAM SHIT OMG SHE JUST GOT SHIT HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL WILL I DO? WHAT'LL I DO? OMG THIS ISN'T GOOD!

A patrolman walked over to her dead body and kicked it aside. he picked up something, but i could not see it. I started creeping back when i stepped on a twig, and it cracked. He looked over to my general area but by then i was already gone.

As i ran, i didn't look back. only fear was keeping me going, adrenaline pumping energy into my legs. eventually i found my way back to a village i had passed by earlier. I stopped by, and rented a room for the night to rest my weary head. After i woke up i started traveling again.

I kept on the country, trying to keep away from major cities. But i guess in the end, that's how it all led to that time, that place, that event.

I eventually ended up in a small village outside of New Hampshire called Brumpton. it was so small i don't think anyone outside really knew about it. As i walked past i noticed a patrol coming down the hill. I ducked inside the nearest house for shelter, but it was too late. They had seen me. It seemed as if no matter where i went, Big Brother's men were still there. I hid inside a closet, and then a single patrolman stepped inside. He had a flat gray uniform, with jackboots and tailored suit. He stepped towards the family cowering in the corner.

"where is he?"
"who?"
"the man who just came in here WHERE IS HE?"
"i have no idea what you're talking about! we were just having dinner when we heard the alarm go off, and crouched in the corner like we were told to do in these types of situations! no one else has come here as far as i know!"
"LIAR" he said as he hit the father of the family, " I SAW HIM COME IN HERE, DON'T YOU TRY TO HIDE IT! SHELTERING A WANTED MAN IS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE AND I COULD HAVE YOU ALL HUNG!"

That's when i couldn't take it any more. motioning for them to be silent, i crept behind the patrolman whilst he was shouting and snapped his neck. as he fell to the floor, his eyes rolling in their sockets, i couldn't help but notice the beauty of his death. This was the sign that showed me freedom! and i was the one who accepted it.

After that i hid from the rest, but stopped avoiding the big cities. I went inside them without so much as a hat to disguise myself, no longer afraid of big brother. I had to murder many men to secure my safety, but it was worth it.

eventually i wandered into a bar to order a drink. While drinking i overheard a conversation going on in the next table about overthrowing big brother. I listened, curiosity filling my head. They discussed how they were going to do it, and exactly who to do it with, but then, at the very end, they decided against it. I walked up to them and said:

"you want to take down big brother? Then why don't you let me help you? i assure you i have got the exact talents a man of your person would need, and i could be very much of use to you."

With that smooth speech they took me to their liking, and after a few weeks they commanded me their leader, as i possessed the intelligence and bravado to lead. I began recruiting for my army. People came, they listened, and they obeyed. Nothing was out of my grasp.

Eventually the plan came into effect.

We had devised a plan so intricate and complicated it cannot possibly be described to you in mere words, dear reader. The plan went quite smoothly, and by the end of it we had big brother's leaders at gunpoint. all i had to do was give the order, and they would be shot.

i waited.

i pondered.

i decided.

"we await your order, sir"
"...."
"we can't wait much longer sir, the men need an answer or they may rebel"
"...let them live"
"what?"
"i said, let them live. no matter what happens, they are still human. true I have killed many in my life but i realize now the foolishness of my youth. let them live i say, for they may just be able to live out a good life til the end."

We sent them out to a nice farm and taught them how to raise cattle, and harvest grain. we taught them the basics of farming and left them to their own devices. I have never seen those men again, but if i ever do, i can be sure that they'd be much happier.

And that my friend, is how i invented tacos.

One day a man was walking through the forest when suddenly he heard a noise. He turned around and noticed he was being chased by zombie dogs. Now the man was overweight but was a very fast man. So as soon as he saw the dogs, he ran so fast that the forest turned into a wasteland. Suddenly, though, he saw a blue wall walking on its fins towards him. The blue whale jumped on the man. But suddenly, he woke up realizing it was a dream. So he went back to sleep, when suddenly, he heard hard breathing, turned on his lamp, and realized that a serial killer was masturbating furiously over him. Three seconds later, he had cum all over his face.

By the power of Greyskull! I have the power to save money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!

Dude, you know what you need?

A rugged beard. I mean, you can't have superpowers without a rugged beard, can you? Sleep on it for awhile. You'll know what I'm talking about...

everytime i walk through those motion sesitive doors i believe i am jesus....

eh.

There are only seven types of people on the world:
people who can count, and people who can't.

I AM THE DEATH STAR

Llanfair Caereinion is a small town in Powys, east central Wales upon the River Einion (also known as the River Banwy).

In 2001 it had a population of 1,616. The town is built upon the site of an old Roman fort. Llanfair is most famous for being a terminus of the Welshpool and Llanfair Light Railway.

platipus

A Geordie? Offering a MYSTERIOUS prize? good lawd.

>.>

My hippopotamus has a flat tire.

Nicholas-Deary,
So awesome and exciting,
Does not matter what he makes you know you'll like it,
Make sure you put him in you favorites list,
Or he will hunt you down,
Nicholas-Deary is the best person on NEWGROUNDS!!!!!.
(no offense tom fulp)

No, because I have self-respect

I still can't put that fire out from toes when the angry zombie infant monsters from the damned attacked and plucked everybody's eyebrows clean of dust mites and battery acid from the left over peanut butter and jelly pizza cake crab sandwiches the Sergeant made us for dessert on the Thursday dawn... of the dead.... caterpillars with cat legs covered in a strange lubricant unrecommended for sexual activities.

Well, I'll just say Boxxy.

Also, inb4 a winrar are you.

You know what I can't think of anything.

Several college-dropout zebras left the continental US seeking revenge... revenge against the ZebraManDonkey, who's name is not part of any known dictionary. The zebra bad asses entered the Vietnam jungle, equipped with semi-auto RPGs. A rabbit with Napoleon complex jumped out of the bushes screaming "ILL FUCKING-". He was hit simultaneously with 2,411,124,521 rockets, greater than the explosive power of a nuke. This explosion even interrupted Chuck Norris's Total body workout for nanoseconds, he blamed Sirtom93 and abolished him from the earth. The zebras then entered the gaping hole they created and arrived at ZebraManDonkey's lair. They realized their RPGs were empty; so they swallowed them for nutrition. The zebras equipped their athletic headbands and headbutted the door open. They got sight of ZebraManDonkey getting his e-cock to maximum size by getting every NG medal. Embarrassed, ZebraManDonkey attempted to hack the NG servers and delete his profile. The zebras regurgitated their RPGs, propelling them at the speed of light straight at him. This caused ZebraManDonkey to enter hyperspeed. ZebraManDonkey's extreme e-cock was the only remain. 2 years later the zebras patented the fact that zebras are black with white strips. They get five dollars every time someone says otherwise.

I do say! I believe that there is a squid with the color of charcoal swimming around in my $100 pantaloons.

big black butts.

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92 Comments
May. 7, 2009 | 6:05 PM Rhete says:

First
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM tahm10 says:

the gold fish digs the tank so steals the potato because it is shiny
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM hiii111 says:

You've been trolled and lolled at for 5 hours, click here to claim the prize.

?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM max15946 says:

RAY!!! LICK WIE WND WILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGGDIJHD!!! CANDY!!!!!!!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM the-dz says:

some random comment here and I'll pick the best one. The winner will receive a mysterious prize, go go go! :D
May. 7, 2009 | 6:09 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

you're a smart one!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:08 PM Brundaty says:

It's not the glamor. It's not the money. It's not the bragging rights. It's not the skill to get all of those things... It's you Nicholas. YOU. IT'S ALL YOU.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:10 PM Ultimato says:

DO YA LIKE WAFFLES? Well I fucking don't so SQUADALA to you mister.

-Ultimato
May. 7, 2009 | 6:11 PM max15946 says:

(Insert Really Random Comment Here)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:13 PM max15946 says:

THIS IS MADNESS!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:16 PM butters757 says:

The below sentence is a lie

The above sentence is true
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM flashwarrior says:

A fish is only a crazy prize if your comment is bad and man oh man dr. phil lock up your daughters tonight. bitch.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM El-Presidente says:

If you don't give me this prize, I'll chainsaw rape your ass to shreds and jizz on them.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM shmub says:

i did a half face of sean connery in art class and now im making buildings with pipes and power lines.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

this is winning so far.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM ziaxe says:

OMG YOU HAD A BABY?!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM RandomExploit says:

MY VEGAS HAS EXPLODED INTO EXCEPTIONS
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM fluffkomix says:

well obviously since i am the almighty fluffkomix ruler of the rubber duckies with over 1,000 posts in the BBS and many contributions to the flash and audio portal will win this extravagant prize of mysterious unknowings.

or will i?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM 1sauber1 says:

I have been anally fucked in the ass 42 times (42 is the meaning of life)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:21 PM st1k says:

I am the tea general! my blood is made of electric rubber pants!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

not bad at all!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the ask jeeves!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM st1k says:

Go shave you teeth!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM DND-Productions says:

I had a rather lackadaisical day yesterday. It included many crumpets and various sizes of scones.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

I like the plot line on this one.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:23 PM Luis says:

i already know what it is but yea ok win time.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

You call that a comment?! >:(
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM max15946 says:

I'll give you me pants for a grilled cheese!!!! just not the underwear!!! ok ok the underwear!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:26 PM Father-of-Death says:
I am gay
May. 7, 2009 | 6:27 PM Chuck Norris says:

gay dinasour called mega sore ass
shotgun wedding can result in happiness or death
a good woman can do 70 chores around the house cooking and 69
this was just for lolz
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM frnkdu says:

Doodh ka doodh, paani ka paani
'Perhaps, George W Bush and his neocons are the best thing to happen to Islam -- adversity just may give rise to rectification...'
LALALALALALALALALALALALA

idontwhythatthefactoftheematterofwhyi seventhereasonofwhyisthewhy

Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

pie? ZOMG GEUSSE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!??!11/!?!?!!??!1?1!?!!
??1!?!?1?1!?!?!?1!?!?1?1!/!/1/1/11? i forgot sorry. wait you live in newcastle? i love the accent that people have there! lucky you!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Hades says:

General McFoodration sent the cookies my way, despite the onion's obvious joy. Oogley.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Goodthief says:

Rough gay Wolf sex
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM Chaz-o says:

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM EteJuano says:

Don't make me cry, apple pie
Make me smile, daddly-doo
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM max15946 says:

ok listen i have been in my basement smoking crack for three days!!! i had eat my own fesses to live!!! and i come out and come here and you tell me this!!!! huh?! well guess what?! i like it!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM Shaqske says:

WTF? is kmndanslfnascmx cla sl asldalnfand GIVE ME MAH PRIZE BLARGH!!!!
SPartana JUST GIVE MEH MAH FUCKIN PRIZE >: )
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM javierm885778 says:

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM I-smel says:

I WIN BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING BEST BETTER THAN ALL THE REST BETTER THAN ANYONE ANYONE IVE EVER MET EVEN VIN DIESEL. I WOULD FUCKING BATTER VIN DIESEL IN A FIST FIGHT. ID FUCKIN FAKE LEFT, YEAH? GIVE HIM SOME MOTHERFUCKIN CANSAS CITY SHUFFLE ALL UP IN DAT HO, THEN ID BE ALL W'BANG!!! SUCK ON THAT DIESEL YOU FUCKING PONCE.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:36 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

Well, I'll give you credit for using the caps lock button.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM valval26 says:

The dog was in the house when he saw a flying human who wanted to do sex with the dog
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM Otto007 says:

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM Otto007 says:

crap. let me add somthing to that...
May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM K0Nx says:

Wait a second...
Nicholas...
your a guy?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:41 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

yeah
May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM lir10005 says:

Do you think that could finish me?! I am the saiyan prince! VEGETA!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:39 PM hiii111 says:

You tell people they can get a prize, and what do you get? a shitload of rewiews.

my sir i am surprised
May. 7, 2009 | 6:39 PM max15946 says:

wait females cows make milk not male in fact there is no such thing as male cow there

can you help me think of a good comment?

Cheese fries and barebackin' make pink pandas giggle like sunshine.

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Nicholas. He was a sly fellow and he had good taste in pixel-art. He loved to dance and sing ontop of rooftops. One night on a rooftop, he met a beautiful girl named Bernadette. He fell in love instantly, and forgot about his pixel art and all of Newgrounds.

Rumor has it, if you go ontop of the roottop on May 7th at exactly 6:04pm Eastern Time, that you'd still be able to hear him and Bernadette dancing the night away... It's only a myth... but is it real.... or not?

Here we meet Bella Swan. And - this is telling - the first thing we learn about her is her CLOTHING PREFERENCES. (Well, we meet the unnamed first-person narrator, who is either a girl or flamingly gay ("I was wearing my favorite shirt - sleeveless, white eyelet lace;" "My carry-on item was a parka." Hah! This whole book would probably entertain me even more if it was about a guy who was inexplicably drawn to Edward. Now that I've thought it, there's probably already fanfic out there where Bella is Billy, instead. Um, I've let this train of thought go on long enough...)

She totally hates gloomy cloudy rain. So she's moving to Washington! It's a self-sacrificing gesture of the utmost unselfishness, you see. Yeah, that's why you can't shut up about how selfless you are. WHATEVER.

The "vigorous, sprawling city"? Um, vigorous? Um.

So, apparently Bella takes care of her "childlike" mother, and doesn't know how her mom will survive without her. Yeesh! I doubt it, because how can someone who can't even walk take care of anyone? Plus how did her mom survive all those summers when Bella was staying with her dad Charlie?

What's her mom's name? We don't know.

So we learn how you get from Phoenix to Forks, and it involves an hour drive which Bella is dreading because apparently she's not "verbose" and she's worried about awkwardness with Charlie.

They meet, awkward hug - ah, her mom's name is Renée - and get to driving.
Her dad bought her a CAR.

And she's all "errr what kind of car" and I'm all "YOUR DAD BOUGHT YOU A CAR. SHUT THE HELL UP."

Oh, okay, once she realizes she doesn't have to pay for it, she gets more grateful. That's all I ask, Bella!

Oh boy, she likes the hunk of truck her dad bought her, "to my intense surprise." Mine too, Bella. Mine too.

"It was nice to be alone, not to have to smile and look pleased; a relief to st are dejectedly out the window at the sheeting rain and let just a few tears escape." Aw, she's such a MARTYR, moving to live with her apparently loving father. Squeeze out a few tears for yourself, Bella.

Bella laments her freak appearance - ivory-skinned, slender "but soft somehow" - oh yeah, you're a total freak. I don't know how you manage to walk down the street without people screaming and running in the opposite direction.

After a sleepless night and a quiet breakfast, Bella heads off to school!

Wait, I need to comment on this sentence: "Charlie left first, off to the police station that was his wife and family." What the HELL? This sentence would get torn apart in a high school writing class critique.

Bella has something against a pretty, sprawling campus that doesn't incorporate metal detectors (seriously?).

She also has something against NATURE ("Plants grew everywhere in large plastic pots, as if there wasn't enough greenery outside.").

Nervous about her first day at school: "I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me." BWA HAHAHA.

Bella breathes a sigh of relief when she realizes everyone here is a pale, pale caucasian, like her. Whew!

Also she apparently has already learned and read everything ever. Are schools so much better in Arizona than in Washington?

And yes, Bella, having your mom send you your folder of old essays IS cheating. Unless you're just going to use them to augment your research when writing the NEW ones. You cheating cheater.

Oh, then a nice friendly fellow with the unfortunate affliction of being a teenage boy (gangly, skin problems) is chalked up to "chess club type" when he tries to talk to Bella. Pfft.

Okay, I mean, even if she has a point, JUDGMENTAL MUCH?

Bella meets some girls at lunch but forgets all their names (okay, I'm guilty of this as well. Names are hard!).

It is during lunch that she spots "them." And I think we ALL know who she means.

She describes them all in physical details. I care so little about this. Except for one: the short girl ("pixielike, thin in the extreme, with small features. Her hair was a deep black, cropped short and pointing in every direction") sounds like my friend Philosophy, if Philosophy cut her hair short and dyed it black. I don't know if this is a character I'll like or dislike yet, so I hope I didn't just say something horrible.

Oh and guess what? They're all "chalky pale" - even paler than Bella (gasp)! Also it looks like they all got punched in the nose?

But why is she staring at them? Not because they aren't eating or talking or looking at her. Not because they're all skinny and pale. It's because they all look like airbrushed fashion models with the face of an angel (collectively?). Oh Em Gee.

They are like super-fast runway models. Uh huh.

Bella asks who these pale speedy models are. The girl she's having lunch with tells her they're Edward, Emmett and Alice Cullen (Alice is the short pixielike one), and Rosalie and Jasper Hale. Uhhh names. I'm like Bella in that I'm bad at them. And we only know who one of these names belongs to at this point, right? Hm.

She narrates about the name Jessica, and I'm not entirely clear what her point is.

And all the pale beautiful models live together (in sin? I think it's implied). Gasp!

But they're all foster kids. Foster kids who are all bangin' their foster siblings? Er... okay.

The guy she keeps paying attention to is - are you ready for this? I'm sure it's going to come as a big shock - Edward. He keeps looking over while they're talking about him and his family. Gee, I wonder what that's all about!

Edward looks frustrated the last time he looks at her during lunch.

Then, Bio class. Guess who is the only one without a lab partner, who then Bella is paired with by default?

A certain perfect-lipped boy who keeps giving Bella weird looks? May just be!

And now he's not just curious or frustrated, he is PISSED. It's the weirdest thing ever and I don't think something I'd respond to the way she does. Her first thought? OMG, do I smell bad?!

The answer is, of course, no. She smells like strawberries.

And once more Bella knows whatever everyone is learning already. Oh, you know everything there is to know about cellular anatomy, huh Bella? What the hell?

Edward is rigid and holding his hand in a fist the whole class period. He looks at her with "his black eyes full of revulsion," which is WTF CREEPY but still does not excuse the fact the she used the phrase "He didn't know me from Eve." I'm sorry, but I don't want to read this sentence in the narrative of a published book. No.

Edward hightails it out of there as soon as the class ends, presumably because he inexplicably hates Bella so damn much.

Bella's reaction is "He was so mean. It wasn't fair."

Because this is the second grade?

Fortunately, some baby-faced aryan boy named Mike interrupts her whiny reverie. They walk to gym class, and bond over the fact that they're like the only 2 people in Washington who have ever seen sunlight (Mike is from California originally - there is NO SUN EVER in Washington, clearly).

Just when Bella thinks Mike is nice, he asks her if she stabbed Edward with a pencil (Haha! What if she had?). On account of he was looking at her so funny. Bella gets embarrassed.

The gym teacher's name Coach Clapp. I'm not even joking. He (?) goes through the trouble of finding a gym uniform for Bella, but then doesn't make her change into it. What? Why would he look for the uniform in the first place? SHEESH.

Bella feels nauseated watching people play volleyball. We are reminded that she is physically incompetent. Forks is her "personal hell on Earth" because P.E. is mandatory all four years of high school. Cry me a river.

Gym is the last class of the day, I guess, because next Bella has to go to the office to return her paperwork.

Who should be in the office but Hatey McBrooderson! I mean, Angel. No wait, I mean Edward! He's trying to get transfered to a different section of Biology - any other section!

Then someone else comes into the office and this somehow tips him off that Bella is standing directly behind him. He glares at her, and she narrates, "his face was absurdly handsome - with piercing, hate-filled eyes." Mmm, just how I like 'em, fear-inducing and filled with ha

Why do I need to use a condom?

Condoms are the only form of protection that can both help to stop the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) such as HIV and prevent pregnancy.
Getting ready, choosing the right condom
condoms

A number of different types of condom are now available. What is generally called a condom is the 'male' condom, a sheath or covering which fits over a man's penis, and which is closed at one end.

There is also now a female condom, or vaginal sheath, which is used by a woman and which fits inside her vagina. The rest of this page is about the male condom.
What are condoms made of?

Condoms are usually made of latex or polyurethane. If possible you should use a latex condom, as they are slightly more reliable, and in most countries they are most readily available.

Latex condoms can only be used with water based lubricants, not oil based lubricants such as Vaseline or cold cream as they break down the latex. A small number of people have an allergic reaction to latex and can use polyurethane condoms instead.

Polyurethane condoms are made of a type of plastic. They are thinner than latex condoms, and so they increase sensitivity and are more agreeable in feel and appearance to some users. They are more expensive than latex condoms and slightly less flexible so more lubrication may be needed. However both oil and water based lubricants can be used with them.

It's not clear whether latex or polyurethane condoms are stronger - there are studies suggesting that either is less likely to break. With both types however, the likelihood of breakages is very small if used correctly.

The lubrication on condoms also varies. Some condoms are not lubricated at all, some are lubricated with a silicone substance, and some condoms have a water-based lubricant. The lubrication on condoms aims to make the condom easier to put on and more comfortable to use. It can also help prevent condom breakage.
Spermicides and Nonoxynol 9

Condoms and lubricants sometimes contain a spermicide called Nonoxynol 9. Adding Nonoxynol 9 to condoms was thought in the past to help to prevent pregnancy and the transmission of HIV and other STDs, but it is now known to be ineffective.

Some people have an allergic reaction to Nonoxynol 9 that can result in little sores, which can actually make the transmission of HIV more likely. Because of this, you should only use condoms and lubricants containing Nonoxynol 9 if you are HIV negative and know that your partner is too. However, using a condom (even if it contains Nonoxynol 9) is much safer than having unprotected sex.
What shapes are there and which should I choose? What about flavoured condoms?
condom

Condoms come in a variety of shapes. Most have a reservoir tip although some do have a plain tip. Condoms may be regular shaped (with straight sides), form fit (indented below the head of the penis), or they may be flared (wider over the head of the penis).

Ribbed condoms are textured with ribs or bumps, which can increase sensation for both partners. Condoms also come in a variety of colours.

It's up to you which shape you choose. All of the differences in shape are designed to suit different personal preferences and enhance pleasure. It is important to communicate with your partner to be sure that you are using condoms that satisfy both of you.

Some condoms are flavoured to make oral sex more enjoyable. They are also safe to use for penetrative sex as long as they have been tested and approved.
What about the condom size?

Condoms are made in different lengths and widths, and different manufacturers produce varying sizes.

There is no standard length for condoms, though those made from natural rubber will in addition always stretch if necessary to fit the length of the man's erect penis.

The width of a condom can also vary. Some condoms have a slightly smaller width to give a "closer" fit, whereas others will be slightly larger. Condom makers have realised that different lengths and widths are needed and are increasingly broadening their range of sizes.

The brand names will be different in each country, so you will need to do your own investigation of different names. There is no particular best brand of condom.
So when do you use a condom?

You need to use a new condom every time you have sexual intercourse. Never use the same condom twice. Put the condom on after the penis is erect and before any contact is made between the penis and any part of the partner's body. If you go from anal intercourse to vaginal intercourse, you should consider changing the condom.
Where can I get condoms?

There are no age limitations on buying condoms. Buying a condom no matter how old you are shows that you are taking responsibility for your actions. Family planning and sexual health clinics provide condoms free of charge. Condoms are available to buy from supermarkets, convenience stores and petrol/gas stations. Vending machines selling condoms are found in toilets at many locations. You can also order then online from different manufacturers and distributors.
How can I check a condom is safe to use?

Condoms that have been properly tested and approved carry the British Standard Kite Mark or the EEC Standard Mark (CE). In the USA, condoms should be FDA approved, and elsewhere in the world, they should be ISO approved. To find out more about condom testing see our Condoms history, effectiveness and testing page.

Condoms have an expiration (Exp) or manufacture (MFG) date on the box or individual package that tells you when it is safe to use the condom until. It's important to check this when you use a condom. You should also make sure the package and the condom appear to be in good condition.

Condoms can deteriorate if not stored properly as they are affected by both heat and light. So it's best not to use a condom that has been stored in your back pocket, your wallet, or the glove compartment of your car. If a condom feels sticky or very dry you shouldn't use it as the packaging has probably been damaged.
How do you use a condom?
condoms

Open the condom package at one corner being careful not to tear the condom with your fingernails, your teeth, or through being too rough. Make sure the package and condom appear to be in good condition, and check that if there is an expiry date that the date has not passed.

Place the rolled condom over the tip of the hard penis, and if the condom does not have a reservoir top, pinch the tip of the condom enough to leave a half inch space for semen to collect. If the man is not circumcised, then pull back the foreskin before rolling on the condom.

Pinch the air out of the condom tip with one hand and unroll the condom over the penis with the other hand. Roll the condom all the way down to the base of the penis, and smooth out any air bubbles. (Air bubbles can cause a condom to break.)

If you want to use some extra lubrication, put it on the outside of the condom. But always use a water-based lubricant (such as KY Jelly or Liquid Silk) with latex condoms, as an oil-based lubricant will cause the latex to break. Click here to see picture of lubricants.

The man wearing the condom doesn't always have to be the one putting it on - it can be quite a nice thing for his partner to do.
What do you do if the condom won't unroll?

The condom should unroll smoothly and easily from the rim on the outside. If you have to struggle or if it takes more than a few seconds, it probably means that you are trying to put the condom on upside down. To take off the condom, don't try to roll it back up. Hold it near the rim and slide it off. Then start again with a new condom.
When do you take off the condom?

Pull out before the penis softens, and hold the condom against the base of the penis while you pull out, so that the semen doesn't spill. Condom should be disposed properly for example wrapping it in a tissue and throwing it away. It's not good to flush condoms down the toilet - they're bad for the environment.
What do you do if a condom breaks?

If a condom breaks during sexual intercourse, then pull out quickly and replace the condom. Whilst you are having sex, check the condom

from time to time, to make sure it hasn't split or slipped off. If the condom has broken and you feel that semen has come out of the condom during sex, you should consider getting emergency contraception such as the morning after pill.
What condoms should you use for anal intercourse?

With anal intercourse more strain is placed on the condom. You can use stronger condoms (which are thicker) but standard condoms are just as effective as long as they are used correctly with plenty of lubricant. Condoms with a lubricant containing Nonoxynol 9 should NOT be used for anal sex as Nonoxynol 9 damages the lining of the rectum increasing the risk of HIV and other STD transmission.
Is using a condom effective?
unrolled condom

If used properly, a condom is very effective at reducing the risk of being infected with HIV during sexual intercourse. Using a condom also provides protection against other sexually transmitted diseases, and protection against pregnancy. In the laboratory, latex condoms are very effective at blocking transmission of HIV because the pores in latex condoms are too small to allow the virus to pass through. However, outside of the laboratory condoms are less effective because people do not always use condoms properly. To find out more about the effectiveness of condoms, go to our Condom history, effectiveness and testing page.
How do you dispose of a used condom?

All condoms should be disposed of by wrapping in tissue or toilet paper and throwing them in the bin. Condoms should not be flushed down the toilet as they may cause blockages in the sewage system and pollution.

Latex condoms are made mainly from latex with added stabilizers, preservatives and vulcanizing (hardening) agents. Latex is a natural substance made form rubber trees, but because of the added ingredients most latex condoms are not biodegradable. Polyurethane condoms are made from plastic and are not biodegradable. Biodegradable latex condoms are available from some manufacturers.
How can I persuade my partner that we should use a condom?

It can be difficult to talk about using condoms. But you shouldn't let embarrassment become a health risk. The person you are thinking about having sex with may not agree at first when you say that you want to use a condom when you have sex. These are some comments that might be made and some answers that you could try...
EXCUSE ANSWER
Don't you trust me? Trust isn't the point, people can have infections without realising it
It does not feel as good with a condom I'll feel more relaxed, If I am more relaxed, I can make it feel better for you.
I don't stay hard when I put on a condom I'll help you put it on, that will help you keep it hard.
I am afraid to ask him to use a condom. He'll think I don't trust him. If you can't ask him, you probably don't trust him.
I can't feel a thing when I wear a condom Maybe that way you'll last even longer and that will make up for it
I don't have a condom with me I do
It's up to him... it's his decision It's your health. It should be your decision too!
I'm on the pill, you don't need a condom I'd like to use it anyway. It will help to protect us from infections we may not realise we have.
It just isn't as sensitive and I can't feel a thing Maybe that way you will last even longer and that will make up for it
Putting it on interrupts everything Not if I help put it on
I guess you don't really love me I do, but I am not risking my future to prove it
I will pull out in time Women can get pregnant and get STDs from pre-ejaculate
But I love you Then you'll help us to protect ourselves.
Just this once Once is all it takes

There are many reasons to use condoms when having sex. You could go through these reasons with your partner and see what she/he thinks.
Reasons to use condoms

1. Condoms are the only contraceptive that help prevent both pregnancy and the spread of sexually transmitted diseases (including HIV) when used properly and consistently.
2. Condoms are one of the most reliable methods of birth control when use properly and consistently.
3. Condoms have none of the medical side-effects of some other birth control methods may have.
4. Condoms are available in various shapes, colours, flavours, textures and sizes - to increase the fun of making love with condoms.
5. Condoms are widely available in pharmacies, supermarkets and convenience stores. You don't need a prescription or have to visit a doctor.
6. Condoms make sex less messy.
7. Condoms are user friendly. With a little practice, they can also add confidence to the enjoyment of sex.
8. Condoms are only needed when you are having sex unlike some other contraceptives which require you to take or have them all of the time.

Here are also some tips that can help you to feel more confident and relaxed about using condoms.
Confidence tips

* Keep condoms handy at all times. If things start getting steamy - you'll be ready. It's not a good idea to find yourself having to rush out at the crucial moment to buy condoms - at the height of the passion you may not want to.
* When you buy condoms, don't get embarrassed. If anything, be proud. It shows that you are responsible and confident and when the time comes it will all be worthwhile. It can be more fun to go shopping for condoms with your partner or friend. Nowadays, it is also easy to buy condoms discreetly on the internet.
* Talk with your partner about using a condom before having sex. It removes anxiety and embarrassment. Knowing where you both stand before the passion stands will make you lot more confident that you both agree and are happy about using a condom.
* If you are new to condoms, the best way to learn how to use them is to practice putting them on by yourself or your partner. It does not take long to become a master.
* If you feel that condoms interrupt you passion then try introducing condoms into your lovemaking. It can be really sexy if your partner helps you put it on or you do it together.

As I walked into the barber shop, i noticed a piece of meat. I then gave it a haircut, as it obviously needed one! The meat then gave me 600$ so i could buy adobe flash. I said that enough money. Thats when I noticed the meat was Keanu Reeves in diguise :0. I ran through the forest I had found the meat in, then tripped and died.

Moral: Kuenu is ALWAYS in the forest!

i saw a guy and a girl do it on the sidewalk today

I am the great Dingleberry Muncher.

Bow before my dried poop on a string.

Did you know Mother Teresa, In the later pieces of her life, had an affair with Michael Bolton? Bolton escaped sneakily through the front door,and is now living happily in the Internet. Later, when asked why he would leave an old nun, Bolton replied "When it comes to sex, she was definitely some kind of mother". He recently discovered Mother Teresa was only attracted to him because of his last name, and is considering changing it to either Hitler or Satan.

Some random comment.

Do I win because I have the fanciest tongue and the most atomically inaccurate smegma? Is that the way that the big hairy ni99a rolls? Is it?

I'm feeling a big one, sir.

I <3 Nick

You see theres thuis toast i toasted witha toaster and i leave it on my cousins boobs but they eat my toast and nao i am hungry so im am gonna eat a pson stilus cx4100 with mayo and blood

Want some?

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Donkeys have the largest penis in the world, the world is big, big is the poop I made this morning, in the morning I don't want to wake up because I'm lazy guy, some guys are stupid, stupid guys are marked as donkeys

XD

(win)

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El dia en que los tacos sean tacos y los nachos sean nachos en Estados Unidos el mundo abra alcansado la paz

Perhaps you have wondered how predictable machines like computers can generate randomness. In reality, most random numbers used in computer programs are pseudo-random, which means they are a generated in a predictable fashion using a mathematical formula. This is fine for many purposes, but it may not be random in the way you expect if you're used to dice rolls and lottery drawings.

A number is "due"

This argument says that "since all numbers will eventually appear in a random selection, those that have not come up yet are 'due' and thus more likely to come up soon". This logic is only correct if applied to a system where numbers that come up are removed from the system, such as when playing cards are drawn and not returned to the deck. It is true, for example, that once a jack is removed from the deck, the next draw is less likely to be a jack and more likely to be some other card. However, if the jack is returned to the deck, and the deck is thoroughly reshuffled, there is an equal chance of drawing a jack or any other card the next time. The same truth applies to any other case where objects are selected independently and nothing is removed from the system after each event, such as a die roll, coin toss or most lottery number selection schemes. A way to look at it is to note that random processes such as throwing coins don't have memory, making it impossible for past outcomes to affect the present and future.

A number is "cursed"
See also: Benford's law

This argument is almost the reverse of the above, and says that numbers which have come up less often in the past will continue to come up less often in the future. A similar "number is 'blessed'" argument might be made saying that numbers which have come up more often in the past are likely to do so in the future. This logic is valid if and only if the roll might be somehow biased - for example, with weighted dice. If we know for certain that the roll is fair, then previous events give no indication of future events.

Note that in nature, unexpected or uncertain events rarely occur with perfectly equal frequencies, so learning which events are likely to have higher probability by observing outcomes makes sense. What is fallacious is to apply this logic to systems which are specially designed so that all outcomes are equally likely - such as dice, roulette wheels, and so on.

click the link below to go to a random website.

http://www.randomwebsite.com/cgi-bin/
random.pl

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I deserve a mysterious prize...

Why?

The answer is simple: I found an online friend's address and sent him a letter. It had the phrase "Holy (Insert as many adjectives as a page can hold here) Batman!" and random chocolate in the corner. I said there was a download link hidden in the double consonants if you stand back. Everyone else found out, and one person asked me to send HIM a letter. So I sent doodles, seaweed, a fake credit card, a few dollars, and random photos halfway across the US.

Not to mention the other things about me such as:

Randomly having a pocket full of salt one day.
Sending every little thing I thought of in IRC for an hour.
Sending more "letters" if they count as letters.
Being the master of all that is completely random.
Having numerous in jokes centered around me (Such as something involving explosive diarrhea).

... and THIS:

NitroX72 joined the chat room.
CMG-UTOPIA: too bad csd is a little boy and not a little girl
NitroX72 left the chat room.

With that, I am done with my comment.

WHAT?!

Reach into my underwear if you don't believe me!

Agyrophobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women
Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting.
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money
Chronophobia- Fear of time
Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed
Cyclophobia- Fear of bicycles
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions
Ecophobia- Fear of home
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news.
Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (lol?)
Koinoniphobia- Fear of rooms
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.
Logophobia- Fear of words
Macrophobia- Fear of long waits
Neophobia- Fear of anything new
Novercaphobia- Fear of your step-mother.
Optophobia- Fear of opening one's eyes.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Pluviophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on.
Sinistrophobia- Fear of things to the left or left-handed
Telephonophobia- Fear of telephones.
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
Xanthophobia- Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow.

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything.

Are you feeling concupiscent today? :D

*concupiscent: -adjective
1. lustful or sensual.
2. eagerly desirous
3. vigorously passionate
4. Having sexual lust

The stupidest thing ive ever done is accidentally mailing a letter to myself :D

my god i had 6,666 characters remaining before this sentence :O

I'MA FIRING MAH LAZER!
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ok im done :)

I twisted my dick into an odd shape. Now I have a small boner. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY SINCE I POST HERE I HAVE A SMALL, CHILD-LIKE COCK THAT COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR A WORM. AMIRITE?

WHY YES THAT IS THE ANSWER.

DO YOU LIKE FISH STICKS? (INSERT ANSWErR)
Do you like them in your mouth?(INSERT THE DAM ANSWAR)
well if you answeird yes to any then your a (GEMME THE PRIZE AND YOU'LL THE ANSWEREFDDEFE) free hug also

My cock is 12 inches long. Even if I dont win this, I won at life already :D
accidentally posted this some where else too hahahaha. I fail.

6seven

here is another comment:

FALCON PUNCH!!!

In the 1930s people claimed that a black man will become president when pigs fly

185 days into Obama's term, panic erupts as swine flu becomes airborne

Will Everybody everybody in da place to be
Open up your mind and let your soul be free

btw, i like pizza and french fries and sleeeeeeeeping..........
;)

I really think you are great, lol the newgrounds pass is really funny but hard.
We love you man, peace!

I'm sorry sir, but my pink elephants seem to be crushing your broccoli. I will repent by slapping myself with sausages and then proceed to feed my elephants with my very own sweat and blood.

there was a sheep that bought sheets in a sheet store and then it barrel rolled

OHAI
AY CUN HAZ MEESTEERIUZ PRICE pl0x?
KTHXBAI

I know the captain runescape noob owner bob the new evil god wich will come with his horde of paperclips to take over your mind, your life, your peanut-butter stapler! He has gem blood!

P.S.: This HAS to be the most epic shoop da woop text art:

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I invented peanut butter.

Just remember this is my mom your talking about.

OMG i just thought of these ones:

You can never get more random than random randomness.
I like pizza with randomness on top.
Nicholas "random-lover" Deary.

By Ogt"random"2

off to crackington by gosh and fizzlewazzle and all that sniff, blimey where the fuck am i

There once was a dog from around the way, EASY!

Rhete says:

First
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM tahm10 says:

the gold fish digs the tank so steals the potato because it is shiny
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM hiii111 says:

You've been trolled and lolled at for 5 hours, click here to claim the prize.

?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM max15946 says:

RAY!!! LICK WIE WND WILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAGGDIJHD!!! CANDY!!!!!!!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:07 PM the-dz says:

some random comment here and I'll pick the best one. The winner will receive a mysterious prize, go go go! :D
May. 7, 2009 | 6:09 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

you're a smart one!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:08 PM Brundaty says:

It's not the glamor. It's not the money. It's not the bragging rights. It's not the skill to get all of those things... It's you Nicholas. YOU. IT'S ALL YOU.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:10 PM Ultimato says:

DO YA LIKE WAFFLES? Well I fucking don't so SQUADALA to you mister.

-Ultimato
May. 7, 2009 | 6:11 PM max15946 says:

(Insert Really Random Comment Here)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:13 PM max15946 says:

THIS IS MADNESS!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:16 PM butters757 says:

The below sentence is a lie

The above sentence is true
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM flashwarrior says:

A fish is only a crazy prize if your comment is bad and man oh man dr. phil lock up your daughters tonight. bitch.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM El-Presidente says:

If you don't give me this prize, I'll chainsaw rape your ass to shreds and jizz on them.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM shmub says:

i did a half face of sean connery in art class and now im making buildings with pipes and power lines.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

this is winning so far.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:18 PM ziaxe says:

OMG YOU HAD A BABY?!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM RandomExploit says:

MY VEGAS HAS EXPLODED INTO EXCEPTIONS
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM fluffkomix says:

well obviously since i am the almighty fluffkomix ruler of the rubber duckies with over 1,000 posts in the BBS and many contributions to the flash and audio portal will win this extravagant prize of mysterious unknowings.

or will i?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:19 PM 1sauber1 says:

I have been anally fucked in the ass 42 times (42 is the meaning of life)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:21 PM st1k says:

I am the tea general! my blood is made of electric rubber pants!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

not bad at all!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fight a stranger in the ask jeeves!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM st1k says:

Go shave you teeth!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:22 PM DND-Productions says:

I had a rather lackadaisical day yesterday. It included many crumpets and various sizes of scones.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:24 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

I like the plot line on this one.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:23 PM Luis says:

i already know what it is but yea ok win time.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

You call that a comment?! >:(
May. 7, 2009 | 6:25 PM max15946 says:

I'll give you me pants for a grilled cheese!!!! just not the underwear!!! ok ok the underwear!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:26 PM Father-of-Death says:

(Insert lame un-funny comment here)
May. 7, 2009 | 6:27 PM Bell45 says:

gay dinasour called mega sore ass
shotgun wedding can result in happiness or death
a good woman can do 70 chores around the house cooking and 69
this was just for lolz
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM frnkdu says:

Doodh ka doodh, paani ka paani
'Perhaps, George W Bush and his neocons are the best thing to happen to Islam -- adversity just may give rise to rectification...'
LALALALALALALALALALALALA

idontwhythatthefactoftheematterofwhyi seventhereasonofwhyisthewhy

Flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:28 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

pie? ZOMG GEUSSE WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!??!11/!?!?!!??!1?1!?!!
??1!?!?1?1!?!?!?1!?!?1?1!/!/1/1/11? i forgot sorry. wait you live in newcastle? i love the accent that people have there! lucky you!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Hades says:

General McFoodration sent the cookies my way, despite the onion's obvious joy. Oogley.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:30 PM Goodthief says:

Rough gay Wolf sex
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM Chaz-o says:

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM EteJuano says:

Don't make me cry, apple pie
Make me smile, daddly-doo
May. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM max15946 says:

ok listen i have been in my basement smoking crack for three days!!! i had eat my own fesses to live!!! and i come out and come here and you tell me this!!!! huh?! well guess what?! i like it!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM Shaqske says:

WTF? is kmndanslfnascmx cla sl asldalnfand GIVE ME MAH PRIZE BLARGH!!!!
SPartana JUST GIVE MEH MAH FUCKIN PRIZE >: )
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM javierm885778 says:

!yag era uoy siht dear nac uoy fI
May. 7, 2009 | 6:33 PM I-smel says:

I WIN BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING BEST BETTER THAN ALL THE REST BETTER THAN ANYONE ANYONE IVE EVER MET EVEN VIN DIESEL. I WOULD FUCKING BATTER VIN DIESEL IN A FIST FIGHT. ID FUCKIN FAKE LEFT, YEAH? GIVE HIM SOME MOTHERFUCKIN CANSAS CITY SHUFFLE ALL UP IN DAT HO, THEN ID BE ALL W'BANG!!! SUCK ON THAT DIESEL YOU FUCKING PONCE.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:36 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

Well, I'll give you credit for using the caps lock button.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM valval26 says:

The dog was in the house when he saw a flying human who wanted to do sex with the dog
May. 7, 2009 | 6:37 PM Otto007 says:

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May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM Otto007 says:

crap. let me add somthing to that...
May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM K0Nx says:

Wait a second...
Nicholas...
your a guy?
May. 7, 2009 | 6:41 PM Nicholas-Deary responds:

yeah
May. 7, 2009 | 6:38 PM lir10005 says:

Do you think that could finish me?! I am the saiyan prince! VEGETA!!!!
May. 7, 2009 | 6:39 PM hiii111 says:

You tell people they can get a prize, and what do you get? a shitload of rewiews.

my sir i am surprised
May. 7, 2009 | 6:39 PM max15946 says:

wait females cows make milk not male in fact there is no such thing as male cow there bulls you had you facts wrong just to let you now.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:40 PM killerrob says:

UR BANNED
MWAWAWAWAW--Heh
I am drunk I am drunk weeeeee!
I am drunk I am drunk weeeeee!
I am drunk I am *Burp*
May. 7, 2009 | 6:42 PM Zacied says:

I'm fucking gay.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:43 PM CrazyMasterToast43 says:

i smell onions buring in my dog house?
NO wait it my brother......
May. 7, 2009 | 6:44 PM Coolio-Niato says:

hi.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:44 PM CrazyMasterToast43 says:

My pants are made of swiss lions and am battling giant underwear mechas, on a fly dog-cat.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
May. 7, 2009 | 6:47 PM Altair8 says:

I hope the prize is an used strawberry gum D:
May. 7, 2009 | 6:47 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

I am a wizard producing Thundercats the musical live action TV drama through the use of lemon juice and five horses powering a strawberry filled printer with a built in lamp.
May. 7, 2009 | 6:48 PM sumidiotdude says:

You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where they play the right music, getting in the swing
You come in to look for a king
Anybody could be that guy
Night is young and the music%uFFFDs high
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine
You%uFFFDre in the mood for a dance
And when you get the chance...

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

You're a teas

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If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
pick up the phone

And call:
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
pick up the phone

And call:
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
pick up the phone

And call:
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
pick up the phone

And call:
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
pick up the phone

And call:
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
pick up the phone

And call:
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If you're all alone
pick up the phone

And call:
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls

I ain't afraid of no ghost

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Well, if you've had a dose of
a freaky ghost baby
You'd better call:
Ghostbusters! Ow!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

Ghostbusters!

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call

Ghostbusters!

Ow!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something strange
in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

If there's something weird
and it don't look good

Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things
running through your head

Who can you call?
Ghostbusters!

An invisible man
sleeping in your bed

Oh, who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna

There once was a man named rickgit
He lived in the the land of dipshit
Rickgit liked basball mits
So rickgit went to the land of misfit
And found a magic baseball mit
But the mit cost a billion
And rickgit only had a million
So rickgit tried to steal the mit
And the security gaurd blew his head off with a double barrel shotgun

I'm pretty sure that i just toke boredom to a whole new level as i type this.
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Yep im right

I like turtles

Well, it appears Rudy isn't here to accept the prize, so I guess I'll just take it then.

cheese pizza pie